Happy Sweet 16 to Flavor of Love! It was yesterday in 2006 when the iconique reality train wreck debuted on VH1. Starring hype man Flavor Flav, the show involved a harem of women vying for the washed-up celebrity's heart and it spawned a generations of reality celebrities, memes, and obsessed fans (like urs truly!)

To celebrate, here is what I would like to get the show for its Sweet 16:


A cake shaped like a raw chicken

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An actual platter of a delicious whole microwave-roasted chicken surrounded by healthy vegetables, pasta, and raisins.

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A Toyota Camry, which was the best-selling car of 2006, pimped out with zebra print seat covers, a maribou boa steering wheel, some empty Binaca cannisters in the console, and a tiny bobblehead of Flavor Flav.

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A couture beaded gown from Wet Seal and the finest synthetic wig from Spencer's Gifts.

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Pumpkin-flavored gum so that when you spit on someone, your spit will literally taste like Pumkin.

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